There are regular dad jokes — and then there are really, really dumb dad jokes. These are guaranteed to make you groan.
We’ve picked 10 of the top Dad jokes that we’ve come across. Checkout the link at the bottom of the post if 10 isn’t enough for you!
1. I wanted to be a doctor, I just didn't have the patients.
2. What’d the wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food but no atmosphere.
4. What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
5. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has green thumbs.
6. I decided to link all my wristwatches together and make a belt. It was a real waist of time.
7. I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out customers don't appreciate it when you go the extra mile.
8. I lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.
9. I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, "You."
10. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!
There’s a whole lot more where that came from on this website! Comment below if you have a Dad joke that is just too good not to share!
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